Momma always said when Randy got an idea in his head it was more likely to come attached to a foot in his ass than a check in the bank.

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Momma always said when Randy got an idea in his head it was more likely to come attached to a foot in his ass than a check in the bank. It is important to remember that ideas are powerful. They can be good or bad, but they will have an impact on the world. Ideas can be very useful but can also cause great damage. We have all heard the phrase, “A little knowledge is a dangerous thing” and this quote just proves that.

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